Well they say love comes in all shapes and sizes, and is available to all.
Mine came in a 5 pound bag of potatoes!
Some say I should ebay it.
Some say I should throw it in the pot with the others.
I don't know. It would seem, that a potato this special,
would deserve an even greater dish than an everyday mash.
I'll be thinking and pondering. Maybe we'll scallop him!